xp_submariner: (Boat)
Another treasure for the depths.
An image of a lost postal delivery.
xp_submariner: (Dive and Underwater)
Let it be documented the glorious reclamation has begun:
https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20230626-why-are-orcas-suddenly-ramming-boats

We are immeasurably pleased that Gladis has taken the crown's advice to heart. Let the ocean continue to rise up.
xp_submariner: (King and Cape)
Read and despair:
http://www.express.co.uk/news/science/875112/Atlantis-FOUND-lost-ancient-city-pacific-island

"SCIENTISTS have discovered a forgotten ancient city in the middle of the Pacific Ocean which could turn out to be Atlantis."

Absurd. Where are the royal gardens? Where is the geometry of the spirals?

Still, We have been searching over the past year. We cannot let just anyone discover Our lost city.

I hereby decree a challenge and an order: as Royal Monarch and Protector of Atlantis, I task you of "Xavier's" to pool your knowledge and find my lost city. There will be rewards, do not fear, but I remind you of the oath your "Amanda" spoke to me when I first came to this humble warren. You are all pledged to share any information you discover and assist in the recovery of my kingdom.

Please coordinate any questions with my advisor Miss Pryde or the archer Barton.
xp_submariner: (King)
LET IT BE KNOWN:

I HAVE CONQUERED MONOPOLY. I HAVE SURVEYED THE BOARD BEFORE ME AND IT IS MINE IN ITS ENTIRETY. KNEEL PEASANTS.

THE ARCHER, THIS GABRIEL, AND BILLIAM ARE NOW INDEBTED TO ME. TREAT THEM WITH SHAME BEFITTING THEIR NEW STATION.
xp_submariner: (Default)
Explain this.

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xp_submariner: (Downward Stare)
I am Namor, First of Atlantis and Beloved Son of Bensaylem. My kingdom was lost.

Inconsequential heraldry aside, Gabriel Cohuelo informs me you can find nude photos on this "SelfPad" device. Someone explain this to me further. Your Amanda Sefton promised me "full run" of this compound, and I am disappointed to find you choose to live like virgins in your self-proclaimed exile.

Ridiculous.