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[xp_submariner]

I am Namor, First of Atlantis and Beloved Son of Bensaylem. My kingdom was lost.

Inconsequential heraldry aside, Gabriel Cohuelo informs me you can find nude photos on this "SelfPad" device. Someone explain this to me further. Your Amanda Sefton promised me "full run" of this compound, and I am disappointed to find you choose to live like virgins in your self-proclaimed exile.

Ridiculous.

Comments

[x-velocidad.livejournal.com]

You know I'm actually glad that's the thing you took away from all the other things I told you.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

Lies.

Everything else met my needs at the time.

[x-jeangrey.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you're introducing yourself on the journals. I'm sure you remember me from the medlab but if you don't, I'm Dr. Jean Grey. :)

As for the rest I don't think that's quite what she meant by "full run."

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

You did not make yourself memorable, physician nor introduce yourself with your colleges. Still. Well met.

Your Sefton failed to define "full run." Regardless, I only truly require your library.

[x-barrier.livejournal.com]

Glad to see you're in good condition.

I'm Dr. Cecilia Reyes.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

Good doctor, I have experienced no relapses, but I can see why some souls may consider living in your lab as opposed to interacting with.... this.

[xp-blackcat.livejournal.com]

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

I find this answer insufficient.

[x-adrienne.livejournal.com]

Virgins? HAH!

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

Virgins.
Monogamists.
Abundant modesty.
Confusing morality with sex.

[x-dominion.livejournal.com]

.... you lied to me.

[xp-erverse.livejournal.com]

You can take your own nude photos as well. I'd be happy to show you how.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

This is why mirrors exist.

[x-dagger.livejournal.com]

I see you finally learned English.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

You.

[x-daredevil.livejournal.com]

so you're Clint's other stray.

he brings home the most interesting people.

[x-blink.livejournal.com]

You probably remember me more than Doc Jean, I'm Clarice the PA here (in case you forgot my plebe name). I haven't stabbed royalty yet, but there's a first time for everything.

I support your nudes.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

You may fail at stabbing me, Tyrion-Terror. I would welcome some sport.

[xp-angel.livejournal.com]

This guy.

This guy gets it.

[xp_daytripper]

"Free run" of the place wasn't intended to mean "sexual partners at your beck and call". You want to have sex, your highness, you'll have to rely on your charms and ask.

[xp-submariner.livejournal.com]

There will be no time or culture in which I require charm with these abdominals.

Take my word for this, High-Sefton.

[x-deadpool.livejournal.com]

Google 'free porn' on your SelfPad. It's moving nude pictures.

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So, would 'gun porn' be one of your self pad searches?

[x-wallflower-.livejournal.com]

So...What exactly is it you're referring to by 'live like virgins'

I'm assuming of course that your culture isn't akin to Orca pods where nobody ever leaves the family unit.

[x-hawkeye.livejournal.com]

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he means 'chaste' and 'verklempt' when he says 'live like virgins.'

[x-korvus.livejournal.com]

Greetings Namor. I am Korvus Rook'shir, descendant of Rohan Roopak Shiar and so heir to Nandaki, the Sword of Vishnu. You have my apologies for the delay in your due greeting. and you have my empathy for the loss of your kingdom. I am the last of my family. I hope you adjust to life in this new environment without discomfort. When I arrived, people found my verbiage and cadence to be awkward. I hope you do not encounter that same difficulty.